My Excellent Sushi Experience

I know how to hold my liquor.

You'd never see the antics found in younger, inexperienced drinkers who overindulge, which is stupid and boorish.

Though the following happened to me:

A streetwalker tried to bum me for change after withdrawing money from the bank, but mooned me when I refused to give her money for some bugus reason.

As me and my buddy drove by her, I got him to honk. Then I waved two $20 bills at her, and she gave us the finger.

The alcohol buzz lasted about an hour or two. During that time I played poker with a friend of ours at Burger King.

Overall, I rate this sushi experience a 10.