On Bob Saget, Bobo the Clown and Whoopie Goldberg

Bob Saget is what happens when one fat cocky 22 yr old has a life or death situation involving a burst appendicitis: he becomes a blue comedian.

I don't doubt that in Bob Saget's case, scleroderma is because being a blue comedian is more stressful than being a circus clown named Bobo.

Poor Bobo on the other hand would be a chronic alcoholic clown, which would make him a sad drunken clown. It's much more tragic than Saget.

If only Bob Saget had a sister who was a celebrity; because, if he did, she'd be in San Francisco saving the AIDS patients incognito like that famous lesbian comedian, Whoopie.