What if the Bushes were arrested... (humor)

What if the Bushes were arrested for crimes against the state, this is how I wish the intake interview to their clinic visit should go:

"get with the picture, mr bush. you're a pathological liar and a sociopath."
"but i did get rehab for my drug addiction!"
"sorry, mr bush. there is no rehab for being a sociopath. you'll just have to wake up and smell the coffee."
"i am on decaf. see, my hands don't shake."
"do you still drink, mr. president?"
"i plead the 5th!"
to mrs bush: "did u really kill your first boyfriend?"
"you're insane, young man! i loved my first boyfriend."
"not in my clinic, mr president and ms bush. we're going to medicate you for crimes against the American people."
mr bush: "that's unconstitutional, young man."
mrs bush: "jeb had this problem with his daughter, dear. we might as well go along with it. it beats being executed. like that saddam man and also bin laden."
"Sir?"
[bush hangs head in hands] "Will nothing happen to my daughters?"
"We'll find nice Democrats for them, Sir."
Mrs Bush: "Oh the shame!!"
Mr.Bush: "That's not in the agreement i signed when we got placed in your dang clinic, young man."
"You forgot to read the fine print, Sir."
Mrs Bush: "I read that document; there were no such words that signed our daughters over to the Democrats."
"D.C. is a different place with the Global Caliphate in charge, Sir. For example, we could have made guinea pigs of them for their alcoholism."
Mrs Bush starts to cry. "George, do something!"
MrBush: "I am not the President anymore, dear."
Intake clerk speaks in Arabic.
MrBush: "Pardon?"
"I merely wished you welcome to my clinic, Sir."
MrsBush: "It'd help if people still spoke English around us."
Intake clerk speaks in Arabic to Mrs Bush.
Mrs Bush: "Young man, don't use that tone of voice around me. I don't need to know no Muslim lingo to know when you are demeaning women."
"I merely wished you well as all Muslim men wish their women, Ma'am."
MrBush: "As for the medication, what are they gonna use for the execution?"
"This isn't an execution. Khalif Mohamed declared that the Bushes were to be chemically neutralized but not killed."
MrsBush [hysterically]: "They're going to lobotomize us chemically, George. That's so un-American!"
Mr.Bush: "What are the meds, young man?"
Mrs.Bush [crying]
"Sir, we could only afford seroquel at 50 mg TID."
Mrs.Bush: "English please!"
"Up to 200 mg of seroquel a day, Ma'am."
Mr.Bush: "Is that better than klonopin?"
"Ahh... well you don't drool as much!"
Mrs.Bush: "Will we get fat, and lose our hair?"
"Not before you two die quietly in another 10-14 yrs."
MrsBush [crying]: "My looks!!"
MrBush: "Who gets our daughters again?"
"The Democrats from San Fernando, Sir."
MrBush: "Why not Austin or Houston?"
"We nuked Texas."
MrsBush cries and wails: "They wiped Texas off the map!"
Intake clerk wishes the Bushes well in Arabic, and ushers them away.
[fade to black]