Stopping the End of the World (NSWF satire)
Now I know why boys learn about it before girls. For me, it's the most effective antidepressant and antipsychotic in the world. It also removes anxiety.
Sadly, parents have banned fapping education in school. Mental health associations continue the propaganda by encouraging consumers to be sexually active, just not fap active.
Thus, the implication is that fapping is "unhealthy".
Why is not fapping the end of the world?
Overpopulation could be solved and population control achieved by this simple act since the less a nation faps, the more likely it is overpopulated. My guess is, with India, China and Africa having rising populations, perhaps their people don't fap much.
Most likely, Japan faps too much as their population rate is lower than ours.
Perhaps the end of world is nigh. To hold off Armageddon, please fap and save the world!
Originally posted: March 10, 2012 at 4:08 PM