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Is a Man's Self-esteem Tied to Penis Size? (NWSF satire)

The average is six inches, more or less. Since mine is 2" shorter, this means titty and anal are out.

I also get no joy from the act. Getting a BJ also does nothing for me. The only way to have a climax is to fap.

On the other hand, my friend CA has 10" and most women who ride that for joy until they realize he doesn't bathe often. Then they fake a fight, and kick him out to the curb.

However, he thinks he's with the Hells Angels. He went "evil" when he "fell in love" with a drug addict with one left.

Gee, I should go visit him in the BC Interior, just to see what his ex-GFs look like. On second thought, I'll pass.

Update: I am celibate and on a chastity pledge. One of the side-effects of that is thinking too much due to stress. This current hot weather is also contributing to stress anxiety.

However, I must resist to purify my mind. Though, my stress is such that I think I lost my Buddhist meditation mojo. Such is live after chastity. >:)

Originally posted on March 12, 2013 at 2:06 PM

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