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It's nothing to get excited over since she does not have Irish genes, Italian genes or even Provencal/Catalonian/Berber genes. That might change if she decides to take the plastic surgery route, depending on how narcissistic she is.
Overall, these are young adult female breasts, shrunk by dieting, and only when she hits thirty will she develop a more appealing torso, except if she keeps dieting.
Good luck if you think these breasts are sexually attractive since she is barely out of her teens as it is.
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Showing posts with label NWSF. Show all posts
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20140803
Is a Man's Self-esteem Tied to Penis Size? (NWSF satire)
The average is six inches, more or less. Since mine is 2" shorter, this means titty and anal are out.
I also get no joy from the act. Getting a BJ also does nothing for me. The only way to have a climax is to fap.
On the other hand, my friend CA has 10" and most women who ride that for joy until they realize he doesn't bathe often. Then they fake a fight, and kick him out to the curb.
However, he thinks he's with the Hells Angels. He went "evil" when he "fell in love" with a drug addict with one left.
Gee, I should go visit him in the BC Interior, just to see what his ex-GFs look like. On second thought, I'll pass.
Update: I am celibate and on a chastity pledge. One of the side-effects of that is thinking too much due to stress. This current hot weather is also contributing to stress anxiety.
However, I must resist to purify my mind. Though, my stress is such that I think I lost my Buddhist meditation mojo. Such is live after chastity. >:)
Originally posted on March 12, 2013 at 2:06 PM
I also get no joy from the act. Getting a BJ also does nothing for me. The only way to have a climax is to fap.
On the other hand, my friend CA has 10" and most women who ride that for joy until they realize he doesn't bathe often. Then they fake a fight, and kick him out to the curb.
However, he thinks he's with the Hells Angels. He went "evil" when he "fell in love" with a drug addict with one left.
Gee, I should go visit him in the BC Interior, just to see what his ex-GFs look like. On second thought, I'll pass.
Update: I am celibate and on a chastity pledge. One of the side-effects of that is thinking too much due to stress. This current hot weather is also contributing to stress anxiety.
However, I must resist to purify my mind. Though, my stress is such that I think I lost my Buddhist meditation mojo. Such is live after chastity. >:)
Originally posted on March 12, 2013 at 2:06 PM
20140613
Adult Dating Site Picture Analysis (NWSF)
However, I'm puzzled as to why she admired my account pictures since I am 30 years older than she is.
She has no tattoos, so she may be conservative. Her original picture was taken with her cell phone since it is rotated to the right. As well, it appears that she is at least a C cup, possibly 34-38. I would guess her to be about 132 pounds.
Analysis of Standing Naked Lady (NWSF)
I'm sorry the picture is too small for your enjoyment but I'm trying to observe a no-full-front nudity policy so that I don't get complaints.
However, I will describe the original photo and carry on from there. In that picture, a guy is standing to our left while this lady is standing to the right. Only, she is not standing straight, so it's hard to centre her face because she's posing. In her navel is one of those thingies women put in there as jewelry, because of the current fashion trend.
Only, she's smiling pretty while standing naked while a guy is standing to her right, totally ignoring him and showing that million-dollar smile because she's on camera.
Meanwhile, the guy looks like he's just unzipped his fly. Yet that smile on that naked lady tells me she just won the jackpot (probably $200).
On closer look, she is tall and has a medium shaped body, fitting right into her BMI. She's not fat but she's not skinny either, and is about five pounds short of being rubenesque, someone I might enjoy.
I mean, my first girlfriend was almost 5'10. So this lady in the picture could be 136-150 lbs, and smiling like she won the jackpot.
My, she has nice teeth!
20131023
The Lewd Pictures that Got Miss Nevada 2006 Fired (NWSF)
Since it would be best to go there than to steal pictures from the site, I present the pictures that got Miss Nevada 2006 fired.
None of this stuff is that lewd, except among the religious right. It is normal among secular women to act like this when drinking in the US. As well, it is not homosexual behavior among women to act like this.
This is normal bonding between women who drink.
Oh yes! It shows that binge drinking is out of control among young women who also have a lower tolerance to alcohol.
These pictures are proof that alcohol lowers inhibitions.
If THE INTERNET POWERS THAT BE bans these series of pictures, then it is in denial that such things goes on in clubs across America where the drinking age is 19+.
No, this is not proof that American women are decadent hedonists. It just shows a bunch of young women who will eventually become chronic alcoholics.
Overall though, these pictures are tame and what I'd call post-modern cheesecake. They only look lewd because of the old fashioned rule about female nipples.
Why are not men lambasted for being topless? To counter that breasts are oversexualized as it is is a poor argument. It is precisely because female breasts are sexualized by men that is the problem.
Display of female breasts is not consent. It is actually a sign of bravado and aggressive behavior.
Even the kissing is not sexual. All of the behavior displayed is normal human behavior under the influence of drinking.
None of this stuff is that lewd, except among the religious right. It is normal among secular women to act like this when drinking in the US. As well, it is not homosexual behavior among women to act like this.
This is normal bonding between women who drink.
Oh yes! It shows that binge drinking is out of control among young women who also have a lower tolerance to alcohol.
These pictures are proof that alcohol lowers inhibitions.
If THE INTERNET POWERS THAT BE bans these series of pictures, then it is in denial that such things goes on in clubs across America where the drinking age is 19+.
No, this is not proof that American women are decadent hedonists. It just shows a bunch of young women who will eventually become chronic alcoholics.
Overall though, these pictures are tame and what I'd call post-modern cheesecake. They only look lewd because of the old fashioned rule about female nipples.
Why are not men lambasted for being topless? To counter that breasts are oversexualized as it is is a poor argument. It is precisely because female breasts are sexualized by men that is the problem.
Display of female breasts is not consent. It is actually a sign of bravado and aggressive behavior.
Even the kissing is not sexual. All of the behavior displayed is normal human behavior under the influence of drinking.
20130730
My Two-Bits' Worth on Naughty Bits (NWSF)
You know what I noticed: a woman is as likely to get -labiaplasty- a part of her naughty bits removed than a guy is willing to make his naughty bits bigger.
It makes me wonder about the shaming that goes on among men and women from childhood to adulthood regarding their bodies.
Even though that isn't about to make me get surgery to make my naughty bits larger, I've concluded that my inability to achieve orgasm through coitus is related to size.
However, I also know that making my package larger will result in it being longer when flaccid. This implies it will get in the way a lot. It also means I have to fish around to pull out my junk when urinating.
As well, if my anorgasmia turns out to have nothing to do with package size, then the surgery can't be undone.
Ditto for removing a part of a woman's naughty bits. Though, from behind, the panty line would be smoother. >:)
It makes me wonder about the shaming that goes on among men and women from childhood to adulthood regarding their bodies.
Even though that isn't about to make me get surgery to make my naughty bits larger, I've concluded that my inability to achieve orgasm through coitus is related to size.
However, I also know that making my package larger will result in it being longer when flaccid. This implies it will get in the way a lot. It also means I have to fish around to pull out my junk when urinating.
As well, if my anorgasmia turns out to have nothing to do with package size, then the surgery can't be undone.
Ditto for removing a part of a woman's naughty bits. Though, from behind, the panty line would be smoother. >:)
20130424
NWSF: Warning! May is National Masturbation Month
According to their website, The Canadian Mental Health Association is against masturbation, as most of the medications reduce the ability to have orgasms. So a lot of mentally ill people have given up on orgasms in favor of quality relationships.
I can't think of a funny comeback to this as some types pf medications not only reduce the ability to have an orgasm, they also do not improve a person's ability to take a joke.
As well, the advocation of masturbation would not be endorsed by the government, due to the myth that it leads to reduced production at work. If the government had its way, then it would expect anyone aged 16 or older to be working.
Is it is any wonder that sex crimes including stalking have gotten into the law books? People obsessed about sex who get caught are unfairly daemonized by society as either a criminal or worse, mentally ill.
Perhaps this is how the "sex is counterproductive to the GNP of a nation" myth got started. First you label them crazy; then you criminalize them.
However, masturbation is the only safe sex when practiced online without intention to meet. What this means is the vice of erotica isn't going to be defeated by making it illegal online. It also means that sanitizing the Internet would also require sanitizing the world i.e. allowing sexually repressive laws to control our sex lives.
Of course, there is an alternative: we could learn more about Tibetan Buddhism and its tantric yoga. We could even learn about skyclad yoga, though there would be less co-ed classes for it due to the risk of decadent hedonists ruining its purpose to transcend the carnality of coitus.
I can't think of a funny comeback to this as some types pf medications not only reduce the ability to have an orgasm, they also do not improve a person's ability to take a joke.
As well, the advocation of masturbation would not be endorsed by the government, due to the myth that it leads to reduced production at work. If the government had its way, then it would expect anyone aged 16 or older to be working.
Is it is any wonder that sex crimes including stalking have gotten into the law books? People obsessed about sex who get caught are unfairly daemonized by society as either a criminal or worse, mentally ill.
Perhaps this is how the "sex is counterproductive to the GNP of a nation" myth got started. First you label them crazy; then you criminalize them.
However, masturbation is the only safe sex when practiced online without intention to meet. What this means is the vice of erotica isn't going to be defeated by making it illegal online. It also means that sanitizing the Internet would also require sanitizing the world i.e. allowing sexually repressive laws to control our sex lives.
Of course, there is an alternative: we could learn more about Tibetan Buddhism and its tantric yoga. We could even learn about skyclad yoga, though there would be less co-ed classes for it due to the risk of decadent hedonists ruining its purpose to transcend the carnality of coitus.
20130413
I have a Great Imagination (NWSF humor)
I see this as Britney Spears and her two bodyguards.
However it is a metaphor and I do not state this to cause embarrassment to Britney Spears but to demonstrate that a fan will see his favorite popstar even when it clearly really isn't her.
This is called a pseudo-hallucination when the person is aware that what he thinks is someone who looks like his favorite celebrity that he cannot distinguish fantasy from reality.
If it were a real hallucination I wouldn't be blogging it. I'd be hiding it, deleting it, etc.
If this post is deleted, then don't panic. Maybe I was afraid Britney Spears might sue me for defamation of character, when actually I am paying her a complement. heheh
Never forget that Madonna flaunted this kind of behavior as a decadent hedonist. >:)
Actually, I am not writing about Britney Spears and her two bodyguards or even about Madonna personally. I am actually exercising a harmless fantasy with mildly sexual content.
So there. :p
20120227
I love my Woogie (poem)
I love my Woogie.
It's always been there for me,
and I reward it
with a tender caress, and
constant attention always
until it shrinks away.
It's always been there for me,
and I reward it
with a tender caress, and
constant attention always
until it shrinks away.
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