Grow a Vagina (satire)

Sometimes in the near-future, two old gents were arguing in New Tokyo:

Old Man 1: なぜあなたは、膣、老人を成長しない？
Old Man 2: 膣を育てる？どのような外陰部での非表示はどうですか？
Old Man 1: 私は外陰部行ったことがない。私は一から百までパーセントディックだ。
Old Man 2: ディックヘッドのようなより。
Old Man 1: あなたがいずれかを持っていないように、あなたはとても古いです！
Old Man 2: 鶏はあなたのでたらめで我慢されていないため、さて、あなたは、何オンドリはありません。
Old Man 1: 私が気取って歩くコックないんだけど、あなたが膣。
Old Lady: 恥を知れ、あなたの両方。代わりに生産的であることのあなたのペニスの大きさについて再び口論。

Translated to Romaji:
Old Man 1: Naze anata wa, chitsu, rōjin o seichō shinai?
Old Man 2: Chitsu o sodateru? Do no yōna gaiinbu de no hi hyōji wa dōdesu ka?
Old Man 1: Watashi wa gaiinbu itta koto ga nai. Watashi wa ichi kara hyaku made pāsentodikkuda.
Old Man 2: Dikkuheddo no yōna yori.
Old Man 1: Anata ga izureka o motte inai yō ni, anata wa totemo furuidesu!
Old Man 2: Niwatori wa anata no detarame de gaman sa rete inai tame, sate, anata wa, nan ondori wa arimasen.
Old Man 1: Watashi ga kidotte aruku kokku nai'ndakedo, anata ga chitsu.
Old Woman: Hajiwoshire, anata no ryōhō. Kawari ni seisan-tekidearu koto no anata no penisu no ōki-sa ni tsuite futatabi kōron.

Translated to English:
Old Man 1: Why won't an old man like you grow vagina?
Old Man 2: Grow a vagina? Are you hiding in the vulva?
Old Man 1. I'm 100% dick.
Old Man 2: More like dick head
Old Man 1: As you do not have either, you are very old!
Old Man 2: Because the chicken does not put up with your bullshit, and you aren't a rooster.
Old Man 1: I do not cook to walk smugly, but you are a vagina.
Old Lady: Shame, both of you. The bickering again about the size of your dick instead of being productive.

My Two-Bits' Worth on Naughty Bits (NWSF)

You know what I noticed: a woman is as likely to get -labiaplasty- a part of her naughty bits removed than a guy is willing to make his naughty bits bigger.

It makes me wonder about the shaming that goes on among men and women from childhood to adulthood regarding their bodies.

Even though that isn't about to make me get surgery to make my naughty bits larger, I've concluded that my inability to achieve orgasm through coitus is related to size.

However, I also know that making my package larger will result in it being longer when flaccid. This implies it will get in the way a lot. It also means I have to fish around to pull out my junk when urinating.

As well, if my anorgasmia turns out to have nothing to do with package size, then the surgery can't be undone.

Ditto for removing a part of a woman's naughty bits. Though, from behind, the panty line would be smoother. >:)

Female Masturbation: Vulva Worship

The vulva is holy, and the period the most holy of times for a woman.

This is what native americans taught their daughters, but it was Christianity that dissed the vulva.

For female masturbation is the most holy of worship.