Bills, bills, bills!!!

Usually I don't answer my calls because I dunno which number might be Microcell drones harrassing me for being late on payments for my Fido account. Like the collections agents Telus use, Microcell collections agents are mean: if you answer their call, then you unwittingly agreed to cutting off your service even if you said: "I'm paying $40 next Monday, and all subsequent Mondays", but the bill is $3764.65!! Oh well, Fido as well as Koodo don't check credit bureau records for aliases. They'll assume Stephen is the son of {mymiddlename}.