How to Make a Squirrel into an Urban Thug

First, find a squirrel in an urban park with a sizeable population of squirrels.

Next, get a group of humans to feed it popcorn, potato chips and related junk food until it becomes "tame."

Then teach it to climb said humans to get junkfood from atop the head.

Repeat for weekly for about six months.

Next, have said humans move on, and forget about the squirrel.

In six months you will have a squirrel that will not only crawl up your leg top your head, but will bite you if you don't feed it junkfood.

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE WILDLIFE!