Paris busted Out of Prison!

I just read that Paris Hilton who went to jail 3 days ago is out.

Tomorrow at 9 am sharp, she's going before the judge to determine if she's faking her mysterious medical condition.

My guess is that Paris is suffering from stress due to anxiety about being jailed with real hardcore criminals.

Here's my solution to deal with that, rather than let her serve time at home using an electronic monitoring device:

a package of 48 tablets of Benadryl (diphenhydramine) to sedate her for 20 days.

All she needs to do is take one 25 mg pill at bedtime, and if that doesn't work up to 2 tablets.

It will clean up her stress-induced rash and help pass the time sedated.