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Paris Hilton Driven Nuts By Jail

For the next 48 hours, the above facility (Twin Towers) is where Paris is being assessed. Hopefully she will be assessed with major depressive disorder, which could preclude drinking alcohol and taking party drugs.

Since Sunday, her mental condition has deteriorated to the point where the sheriff released her to serve her full sentence at home. Then the judge returned her to jail.

My hope is that Paris Hilton quits the booze, and gets bused around on the talk show circuit as the poster girl for mental illness.

This is a wake-up call for you, Paris. While in jail, maybe you could take that driving course which shows you that you don't go behind the wheel drunk.

Paris busted Out of Prison!

I just read that Paris Hilton who went to jail 3 days ago is out.

Tomorrow at 9 am sharp, she's going before the judge to determine if she's faking her mysterious medical condition.

My guess is that Paris is suffering from stress due to anxiety about being jailed with real hardcore criminals.

Here's my solution to deal with that, rather than let her serve time at home using an electronic monitoring device:

a package of 48 tablets of Benadryl (diphenhydramine) to sedate her for 20 days.

All she needs to do is take one 25 mg pill at bedtime, and if that doesn't work up to 2 tablets.

It will clean up her stress-induced rash and help pass the time sedated.