20140508

Somewhere in Europe the Tanks Are Rolling (satire)


Somewhere in Europe the tanks are rolling,
And on the ground snow is falling.
Somewhere in Europe men are fighting,
And in offices, executives are delighting
At the value of their stocks.
The elite all the world over mocks
Everyone by tainting daily news on CNN.
However I don't care what
They say In the news bull pen.
It's all bullshit and they know it.
Nobody is printing the truth,
For it ended when Babe Ruth
Hit his last homerun and since then,
It's been one lie after another.

Somewhere in Europe the tanks are rolling,
And on the ground, it is snowing.
Somewhere in Europe men go on fighting,
But in offices, executives are delighting
At the value of their stocks
While the elite all over the world mocks
Each of us by lying to us in the news.
Any mainstream media gets a million views,
And everyone one of them is bullshit.
For truth is like Indian rubber;
It only stretches so far
Before it snaps back.
What the news truly may lack
Is any truth at all.

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