We should be training children to become ninjas, so that when al Qaeda hits the US again during 911 Part 2, they can save us from mercenaries.
Though by then, everyone will know that Qatar and Saudi Arabia are fronting it, and probably caused the first 911 so that totalitarianism could be embedded in the West. Though by then, they might all be dressed in black suits and carrying briefcases instead.
This is the price we pay for globalism: OPEC collaborating with Shell, Exxon, BP and other multinational oil corporations to steal our rights, all due to the corruption of the elites running our countries.
When 911 Part 2 hits, al Qaeda will be a multinational corporation spreading the product called sharia through economic sanctions. If they want the ports of America, then the Saudis will buy them up first.
The reason why I think children should be trained to be ninjas is for self defense. For the Islamists have plans for the girls and boys as long as they are compliant. If they are trained as ninjas, then the mercenary businessmen don't stand a chance.
As it stands now, if ISIS establish their corporate state of sharia, then it's only a matter of time before they invade the West. However, even CNN has yet to consider that possibility. That's because everyone is a sheep, so they won't send their kids to ninja camp.
Dumbasses.
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20140206
Possible Careers for Today's Disaffected Youth (satire)
In addition to the traditional career path of public school education, post-secondary education and career applicable to are of study declared in third or fourth year, I suggest the following path to providing meaning in one's life if not income.
Your first part-time job as vigilante requires a lot of ninjitsu, and probably very expensive to pursue since you may have to study in Japan and learn the language. However, you could graduate from college first and become an ESL teacher in Japan. While there, you could also become a vigilante against Yakusa. Though, being a gaijin might not protect you from retribution unless you learn the soft art of stealth and avoiding being unmasked when knocking off confirmed Yakuza members.
Also remember that ninjutsu teachers will never introduce you to their ninja clans unless you learn to be more Japanese than they are. It is most likely that such a teacher belongs to a clan that the Japanese government retains secretly to spy on yakuzas. However, it is unlikely that your work will be appreciated in Japan since officially ninjas who kill people are criminals, even when knocking off Yakuza.
Additionally, yakuza do retain ninja clans to do their spying and assassinations if they don't want to be detected. This is mainly because ninja experts leave few clues that point to who did the hit. The really good ones even clean up after slitting the throats of their targets. This includes removal of blood splatters and especially the wearing of gloves. As well, they never use guns, unlike the amateur guns that yakuza traditionally hire when they are fighting other yakuza groups and the government. There will be no witnesses either, because ninja usually kidnap children whose parents they have to kill to train to be ninja assassins, too.
However, don't be a Newport Ninja.
This is why I consider criminals assassinating their rivals to have consistently botched their jobs. I guess they are too cheap to retain ninja assassins and have yet to consider that route anyway. Until then, they are going to get caught eventually.
So why even bother?
As for the second suggestion, I am assuming this is the career for most criminology students. You are not there just to become a criminologist; you are there to be a cop with criminologist skills in forensics and the works. That way, you get a better pay as a cop. As well, you could also become an FBI agent or a criminal profiler (or its equivalent in another country).
It might even help to have ninja skills. It never hurts to have a hobby related to police work. Additionally, you will know in advance if a ninja hit squad wants you dead.
As for the third suggestion, you need to be a liberal to consider to volunteer to work at a homeless shelter or soup kitchen. So your degree is going to be in social work.
It still would be cool to keep the ninja hobby because the tips you get from the homeless could help you turn captured drug dealers over to police and robbing corrupt politicians making money off the suffering of the homeless to share with the homeless.
Usually captured dealers will be phoned in after being knocked out and left in a safe place, usually their homes. Then the vigilante just uses a prepaid cell phone to give details to CrimeStoppers and pick up the $1000 to share with the homeless.
In short, I suggest you become a modern day Robin Hood ninja whose day job is either a cop or national policeman or social worker.
The wrong way to be a ninja: http://baffledspirit.blogspot.ca/2013/02/the-newport-ninja.html
- Study ninjitsu and become a vigilante superhero at night
- Become a cop
- Volunteer at a homeless shelter or soup kitchen
Your first part-time job as vigilante requires a lot of ninjitsu, and probably very expensive to pursue since you may have to study in Japan and learn the language. However, you could graduate from college first and become an ESL teacher in Japan. While there, you could also become a vigilante against Yakusa. Though, being a gaijin might not protect you from retribution unless you learn the soft art of stealth and avoiding being unmasked when knocking off confirmed Yakuza members.
Also remember that ninjutsu teachers will never introduce you to their ninja clans unless you learn to be more Japanese than they are. It is most likely that such a teacher belongs to a clan that the Japanese government retains secretly to spy on yakuzas. However, it is unlikely that your work will be appreciated in Japan since officially ninjas who kill people are criminals, even when knocking off Yakuza.
Additionally, yakuza do retain ninja clans to do their spying and assassinations if they don't want to be detected. This is mainly because ninja experts leave few clues that point to who did the hit. The really good ones even clean up after slitting the throats of their targets. This includes removal of blood splatters and especially the wearing of gloves. As well, they never use guns, unlike the amateur guns that yakuza traditionally hire when they are fighting other yakuza groups and the government. There will be no witnesses either, because ninja usually kidnap children whose parents they have to kill to train to be ninja assassins, too.
However, don't be a Newport Ninja.
This is why I consider criminals assassinating their rivals to have consistently botched their jobs. I guess they are too cheap to retain ninja assassins and have yet to consider that route anyway. Until then, they are going to get caught eventually.
So why even bother?
As for the second suggestion, I am assuming this is the career for most criminology students. You are not there just to become a criminologist; you are there to be a cop with criminologist skills in forensics and the works. That way, you get a better pay as a cop. As well, you could also become an FBI agent or a criminal profiler (or its equivalent in another country).
It might even help to have ninja skills. It never hurts to have a hobby related to police work. Additionally, you will know in advance if a ninja hit squad wants you dead.
As for the third suggestion, you need to be a liberal to consider to volunteer to work at a homeless shelter or soup kitchen. So your degree is going to be in social work.
It still would be cool to keep the ninja hobby because the tips you get from the homeless could help you turn captured drug dealers over to police and robbing corrupt politicians making money off the suffering of the homeless to share with the homeless.
Usually captured dealers will be phoned in after being knocked out and left in a safe place, usually their homes. Then the vigilante just uses a prepaid cell phone to give details to CrimeStoppers and pick up the $1000 to share with the homeless.
In short, I suggest you become a modern day Robin Hood ninja whose day job is either a cop or national policeman or social worker.
The wrong way to be a ninja: http://baffledspirit.blogspot.ca/2013/02/the-newport-ninja.html
20130203
Ninja Skills, Samurai Swords and Their Possible Origins
To pass time at work between rounds, I was doing spins and saw the security camera. So I avoided exposure. I didn't want my butt to be archived.
Among ancient Japanese ninjas, being observed practicing martial arts by a rival could mean death, because just by observing his Kata (wushu moves), it is possible for the rival to defeat him. So when a ninja spots the enemy observing him, he will hunt him down and kill him to ensure his safety.
Also, IMO ninjas learned their arts from their Ainumushiri (aborigines of Japan) ancestors. I'm also sure the samurai sword was invented by Ainu as the weapon is perfect for guerrilla warfare.
Among ancient Japanese ninjas, being observed practicing martial arts by a rival could mean death, because just by observing his Kata (wushu moves), it is possible for the rival to defeat him. So when a ninja spots the enemy observing him, he will hunt him down and kill him to ensure his safety.
Also, IMO ninjas learned their arts from their Ainumushiri (aborigines of Japan) ancestors. I'm also sure the samurai sword was invented by Ainu as the weapon is perfect for guerrilla warfare.
20040305
Not all Ninjas are Out to Slay Minds
The ninja stuff I am refering to is the non-physical stuff.
That actually is also the real ninjitsu, but most Westerners think of it as "mind games."
Most of the techniques are embellishments of what the media and government have taught you i.e. propaganda, opinion and influence.
We even use the same techniques on ourselves.
Sometime I see things and hear things from people that is like a ninja's been in their lives, slaying their minds one by one, leaving them broken and disheartened.
Yet not all ninjas are out to slay minds...
That actually is also the real ninjitsu, but most Westerners think of it as "mind games."
Most of the techniques are embellishments of what the media and government have taught you i.e. propaganda, opinion and influence.
We even use the same techniques on ourselves.
Sometime I see things and hear things from people that is like a ninja's been in their lives, slaying their minds one by one, leaving them broken and disheartened.
Yet not all ninjas are out to slay minds...
Ninjas as agents of change
usually ninjas will ingratiate themselves into your lives, only to challenge you to live a deeply meaningful life.
we think they`re playing headgames on us, blaming them for our shortcomings.
then they disappear from our lives after making it seem more interesting while they were near.
where they appear next, these ninjas are the epitome of the Chinese saying `May you live interesting lives.`
he might note that you are on time for work, having seen you for the umpteenth time on the bus.
or she might keep you occupied with small talk in an aisle in the shopping mall, and help retrieve an item from a shelf too high for you.
for the really efficient ninja lets everyone live `interesting lives.`
Has a ninja made your life interesting?
we think they`re playing headgames on us, blaming them for our shortcomings.
then they disappear from our lives after making it seem more interesting while they were near.
where they appear next, these ninjas are the epitome of the Chinese saying `May you live interesting lives.`
he might note that you are on time for work, having seen you for the umpteenth time on the bus.
or she might keep you occupied with small talk in an aisle in the shopping mall, and help retrieve an item from a shelf too high for you.
for the really efficient ninja lets everyone live `interesting lives.`
Has a ninja made your life interesting?
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