In this article, I will write a future scenario which might come true as long as GMO corporations like Monsanto forces the world to use their Roundup-ready GMO seeds instead of the real stuff.
Such GMO seeds are known to cause allergies in humans which lead to obesity and other autoimmune diseases. However, if a person were allergic to GMO corn, wheat and soy, they could even die.
Let's just imagine how that would play out in the future...
By 2110 the world population are dying off due to severe allergic reaction caused by GMO plant and animal food in the global food supply. Only 20 years earlier the world's population had peaked at 10 billion people, due to the result of non-GMO food flooding the market from American warehouses where the elite had stored the food solely for their use. That happened after the anniversary of the 2011 Occupy Wall Street protests which had sprung similar movements around the world.
It turned out that Occupy Movement militants had raided the warehouse and handed out the food to starving homeless people, which by 2090 CE constitute over 25 percent of Americans. Such militants declare themselves to be the only voice of the People and by 2050 had radicalized into roving gangs of militants who would free the food for the starving homeless while chanting "Food not bombs!"
Said an unidentified Tea Party militant, "Since martial law was declared earlier this year, the USgov has protected these terrorists. Forget Obama. She can rot in hell!" President Obama is the daughter of former President Barack Obama and First Michelle Obama, who were killed along with Joe Biden and his wife by a North Korean drone attack in Tokyo in January 16, 2015, and in DC a day later, respectively.
It is said that the drone that killed Biden also killed everyone caught in the blast that destroyed the White House, except for Obama's two daughters, Malia Ann and Sasha Obama. This made them in line for succession, since all of the Presidential candidates were targeted by Iranian militants as well. Since Milia Ann is the eldest, on January 2, 2016 she was inaugurated as Acting President Obama, making her the youngest leader of any country in the world at age 17. On July 4, she turns 18. To help her with the role is an unknown Secret Service agent and other CIA personnel who, surprisingly, were not targeted.
According to Russian reports, Iran, China and the Gulf States had co-opted much of the CIA staff through brainwashing of a CIA black-ops group code-named The Beast who then became sleeper agents until a year before the assassination.
Once this became world news, American mainstream media was taken over the CIA, and the NSA completed its plans to turn the US into a police state. However, given the co-opting of the CIA by Iran, China and the Gulf States, that meant that Milia was a pawn of Iran, China and the Gulf States. So the people of America rose up, and President Obama became a President in Exile in Bahrain.
Left without a President, even though a child, the Americans fell into factions: Cascadia in the Pacific Northwest, California Republic, Texas Republic, Confederation of Southern US, and certain states just carried on business as usual. For the enemy had also blown up Congress with only a handful of Democrats surviving because they were holidaying in Hawaii.
Most of the Eastern Seaboard however formed the United States with the libertarian capitol in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and a Democrat capitol in Washington, DC.
As well, all US vacationers became refugees in Thailand, Burma and India while in China, they were executed as an example to USgov defaulting on their loan.
Meanwhile, freed of DC-based strings, Stephen Harper resigned as PM and the Reform portion of the Conservatives went to church to confess their sins. Occupy Canada militants killed them all accidentally by bulldozing the churches to protest Christian hypocrisy. Eager to fill in the gap, the NDP and Liberal fought with each other tooth and nail.
In the end, Elizabeth May became PM and legalized marijuana and prostitution. When the price of an ounce of pot plummeted, the Canadian gangs decided to become legitimate businessmen due to no money to be made selling drugs and hookers legally. That way they retained a business subsidy to sell medical marijuana and prostitutes.
Yet utopia did not arise in the world. Circa 2056 CE, a mysterious die off of people occurred. A teenaged scientist in Vancouver discovered that it was due to a strong allergic reaction to incrased subsistance on GMO foods. About this time, the BC elites were storing non-GMO food in warehouses.
After the raid of food warehouses in 2061, people thrived. Population boomed until 2108.
By 2108, as more people began to die from GMO food allergies, the population peak of 2091 had subsided. By 2110, GMO food allergies became one of the leading cause of death, beating cancer and syphilis. It took 70 years for the current population to rise to 1 billion people. If there was a Center of Disease Control, they would have called it the GMO food allergy epidemic.
After 2164, the UN decided to banish war by humans. All new wars would be fought by AI drones and T-99, T-1000 and T-3000 robots under control of the telecommunications giant Skynet which had diversified into AI and robotics. It is said that an Occupy militant named John Connor dedicate himself and his mother to fighting Skynet's use of police robots who all wear the face of former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger after Skynet licensed the former actor's likeness.
A hundred years later, the T models were replace with Cylons (CYbernetic Living automatON) after an AI avatar was transferred into the protocol circa 2204 by Peter Gray using his son Zachary's AI avatar downloaded from a cyberspace game called Fresh Bereta Town. However the product name was licensed from Comcast.
Today, when wars are fought, we use Cylons. All citizens are to report to bunkers during the fighting, to avoid casualties. After a war, the handful of leaders of the world merely accept the change of national boundaries as a given since Cylons now control their lives.
Recently in March of 2310 it has been rumored that a bunch of Cylons of the android type developed a religion and left with a squadron of elite Cylon robots to find God.
Recently, some unknown invader blew up the Mars colony.
Back in 2200 CE, Mars Colony had declared total independence and were ready to send their sleeper ship Babylon One toward the known location of a possibly habitable planet 10 light years away. Cylons would maintain the safety of all humans on board.
It's anyone's guess who attacked Mars. Some people claim the Six that left found God and returned to mete out Armageddon on Mars and Earth.
Today in 2310, the Earth has grown to 2.5 billion due to a one-child policy. However, a certain "Ender" Wiggins had beat the odds to become our best chance against what turned out to be Cylon androids remotely controlled by insectoids on that habitable planet that the sleeper ship Babylon One found.
Unfortunately, the insect queen was looking for a way to save her species, not kill us off.
But what do we do? We call Ender a genocidal maniac and he buggers off on a ship with an AI girlfriend and a couple Cylons with the egg of that insectoid queen.
So when Monsanto said that Roundup would work on the insectoids, it was fitting for Monsanto HQ to be wiped out by the insectoids.
Today is a new day, and I am signing off.
Perhaps Monsanto might cause global famine due to farmers being in jail when they should be harvesting their GMO product.
I take no credit for any of the respective science fiction shows such as Battlestar Galactica, Enderverse and Babylon 5. Even Monsanto.
My point in mentioning them is that the fascist manner used by Monsanto to protect its GMO seeds is almost like science fiction with farmers being sued by the GMO corporate monolith because the farmers couldn't prevent pollen from crops using Monsanto's GMO seeds from contaminating their crops.
That scenario sounds like a really bad science fiction movie plot. A corporate giant would oppress the people because of something they cannot control: GMO pollen contaminating non-GMO crops.
Originally written January 16, 2014 8:18 PM
Updated on Jan 17, 2015 6:48 AM
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Babylon 5 ©right; the PTN Consortium
Battlestar Galactica ©right; Universal Studios
Enderverse ©right; Orson Scott Card
Terminator ©right; James Cameron
Organic Farmers Lose Right to Protect Crops: http://www.rodalenews.com/research-feed/organic-vs-monsanto-organic-farmers-lose-right-protect-crops
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20150319
Monsanto Shall Be Blamed for Global Famine (satire)
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20140115
War by AI Avatars Possible in 100+ Years (satire)
50 years from now, we will have AI avatars that play games with us and become almost like us.
100 years from now, cyber warfare takes the battlefield onto the Internet.
No war in reality because only 985,124,154 people are left after the Famine of 2113 due to Monsanto's improved GMO grain program circa 2065 caused massive starvation due to diarrhea, which caused dehydration and malnutrition. Monsanto blamed global warming which caused drought throughout the southwest and the southern US.
After the Famine, the people left (mostly government employees and a handful of Democrats - all of the GOP died in the Food Riot of 2110 because the People blamed them for owning shares in Monsanto) decided that there would be no more wars and that all wars must be fought by proxy.
In 2250, the first AI avatar was downloaded into a robot designed to replace police and military.
Which Sci Fi show am I talking about? Is it pertinent to news that tomorrow's games are only preparing for End of Days? Only when AI research goes beyond bots.
100 years from now, cyber warfare takes the battlefield onto the Internet.
No war in reality because only 985,124,154 people are left after the Famine of 2113 due to Monsanto's improved GMO grain program circa 2065 caused massive starvation due to diarrhea, which caused dehydration and malnutrition. Monsanto blamed global warming which caused drought throughout the southwest and the southern US.
After the Famine, the people left (mostly government employees and a handful of Democrats - all of the GOP died in the Food Riot of 2110 because the People blamed them for owning shares in Monsanto) decided that there would be no more wars and that all wars must be fought by proxy.
In 2250, the first AI avatar was downloaded into a robot designed to replace police and military.
Which Sci Fi show am I talking about? Is it pertinent to news that tomorrow's games are only preparing for End of Days? Only when AI research goes beyond bots.
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20131128
Viva La Bieb Libre or Jah Bieber Forevah (parody)
Disclaimer: Note: this work of art is subject to change. It is a parody of false death reports about Justin Bieber. Like rumors it will evolve over time. ;)
Apologies to Beliebers. I take no responsibility for any Bieber fan or all legal representatives of Justin Bieber who may be offended by this satirical parody. Being a work of fiction, all places and names deliberately mentioning said celebrity and his fans have no actual basis in reality at all.
Nothing in this work of fiction is worth more than the time it takes to read it, which should take less than fifteen minutes.
Thus the author is only liable for your laughter.
Let me start the humour rolling by ending this legal disclaimer by saying loud and clear, "Dude, I don't have a net worth. I'm not a corporation."
It's 2036 and news of Justin Bieber's death has led to an outpouring of grief.
Meanwhile, the gossips among the televangelists roast him, claiming he is in hell for abandoning God, reminding everyone of the Rio hijinks when he paid $1500 for two Brazilian prostitutes and later, in a rage after not being allow those women in his hotel, spraypainting grafitti.
Rumors have spread that Bieber died under similar circumstances to other celebrities like Elvis and Anna Nicole Smith. Autoposy of his body indicates cirrhosis of the liver, indicating chronic alcoholism.
Over the years since the Rio incident, Bieber had made billions of dollars, become a philanthropist, and retired only 12 years earlier (2024).
Rumors exist that the mother of the paparazzi accidentally killed by car driven by one of the Bieber entourage made peace with the entertainer and settled out of court with both the CHP and the driver for an disclosed amount.
Prior to his death, he had gone on a worldwide tour, displaying the same behavior learned in Rio only more discreetly.
The bad news is the Bieb is dead.
The good news is, he died during the best sex ever.
Thousands of Bieber fans rioted in a quiet Toronto suburb where the Bieb grew up causing millions of dollars in damage to his statue which he donated back in 2025, a year after retiring. The late Bieber had taken up sculpture in an attempt to wrestle with his inner demons.
At the time of the unveiling of the statue the Bieb was heard to say "This is an abstract caricature of me."
A young woman was heard to remark, "WTF, Justin! That looks like your monkey!"
At that point Justin Bieber turned from his art and yelled "Selena?"
To which the woman replied "Wrong! I'm your first ex-wife." Then she faded into the crowd.
For the next decade the Bieb weathered a cycle of relapses and recovery while tutoring young guitarists as part of his probation for a variety of alcohol-related misdemeanors.
However on April 1, 2035 he recovered completely thanks to approval globally of complete legalization of recreational drugs and the closure of the defunct UN Drug Policy committee.
Since this meant such drugs would be cheaper than a vodka cooler at the liquor store, the Bieb went full Rastafarian and grew his own medical marijuana to share with the world.
Now a recovered alcoholic Bieber rediscovered Jah and got together his former entourage, the ones that managed to avoid becoming thugs.
Then in late 2035 after practicing for months he started his Bieber All Right Global Tour to share his comeback tour.
Rumor has it that the Bieb reconciled with his first ex-wife who'd mocked his statue 11 years earlier. However they officially remained on friendly terms as the divorce had a clause in it that protects her privacy including alimony amount.
One anonymous source was quoted as saying "Da Bieb's ex, she pwn'd him when dey split. She a smart shawty!"
They were married from 2018-2021.
Gossip rags reported rumors of stalking by the Bieb circa 2022 of his ex wife but the truth is, she was, is still his number one fan. It just sounds juicier to call Bieber the stalker. >:)
Another anonymous source claims she knows Mrs Justin Bieber when they were kids.
"Let me assure you, she could tell you details of Justin's history and even the Rio incident. He never sprayed grafitti illegally. As well, the entourage picked the two hookers. He just paid the tab. He was going to rest after the concert."
In short, the ex Mrs Justin Bieber was a die hard fan. It must have been hard to keep secrets from her.
As for the Bieber estate it will fund the J Bieber Foundation which provides Jah globally.
When asked about the Bieb dying a certain British rocker quipped, "He died before the last rolling stone, but his foundation will get the world stoned."
Apologies to Beliebers. I take no responsibility for any Bieber fan or all legal representatives of Justin Bieber who may be offended by this satirical parody. Being a work of fiction, all places and names deliberately mentioning said celebrity and his fans have no actual basis in reality at all.
Nothing in this work of fiction is worth more than the time it takes to read it, which should take less than fifteen minutes.
Thus the author is only liable for your laughter.
Let me start the humour rolling by ending this legal disclaimer by saying loud and clear, "Dude, I don't have a net worth. I'm not a corporation."
It's 2036 and news of Justin Bieber's death has led to an outpouring of grief.
Meanwhile, the gossips among the televangelists roast him, claiming he is in hell for abandoning God, reminding everyone of the Rio hijinks when he paid $1500 for two Brazilian prostitutes and later, in a rage after not being allow those women in his hotel, spraypainting grafitti.
Rumors have spread that Bieber died under similar circumstances to other celebrities like Elvis and Anna Nicole Smith. Autoposy of his body indicates cirrhosis of the liver, indicating chronic alcoholism.
Over the years since the Rio incident, Bieber had made billions of dollars, become a philanthropist, and retired only 12 years earlier (2024).
Rumors exist that the mother of the paparazzi accidentally killed by car driven by one of the Bieber entourage made peace with the entertainer and settled out of court with both the CHP and the driver for an disclosed amount.
Prior to his death, he had gone on a worldwide tour, displaying the same behavior learned in Rio only more discreetly.
The bad news is the Bieb is dead.
The good news is, he died during the best sex ever.
Thousands of Bieber fans rioted in a quiet Toronto suburb where the Bieb grew up causing millions of dollars in damage to his statue which he donated back in 2025, a year after retiring. The late Bieber had taken up sculpture in an attempt to wrestle with his inner demons.
At the time of the unveiling of the statue the Bieb was heard to say "This is an abstract caricature of me."
A young woman was heard to remark, "WTF, Justin! That looks like your monkey!"
At that point Justin Bieber turned from his art and yelled "Selena?"
To which the woman replied "Wrong! I'm your first ex-wife." Then she faded into the crowd.
For the next decade the Bieb weathered a cycle of relapses and recovery while tutoring young guitarists as part of his probation for a variety of alcohol-related misdemeanors.
However on April 1, 2035 he recovered completely thanks to approval globally of complete legalization of recreational drugs and the closure of the defunct UN Drug Policy committee.
Since this meant such drugs would be cheaper than a vodka cooler at the liquor store, the Bieb went full Rastafarian and grew his own medical marijuana to share with the world.
Now a recovered alcoholic Bieber rediscovered Jah and got together his former entourage, the ones that managed to avoid becoming thugs.
Then in late 2035 after practicing for months he started his Bieber All Right Global Tour to share his comeback tour.
Rumor has it that the Bieb reconciled with his first ex-wife who'd mocked his statue 11 years earlier. However they officially remained on friendly terms as the divorce had a clause in it that protects her privacy including alimony amount.
One anonymous source was quoted as saying "Da Bieb's ex, she pwn'd him when dey split. She a smart shawty!"
They were married from 2018-2021.
Gossip rags reported rumors of stalking by the Bieb circa 2022 of his ex wife but the truth is, she was, is still his number one fan. It just sounds juicier to call Bieber the stalker. >:)
Another anonymous source claims she knows Mrs Justin Bieber when they were kids.
"Let me assure you, she could tell you details of Justin's history and even the Rio incident. He never sprayed grafitti illegally. As well, the entourage picked the two hookers. He just paid the tab. He was going to rest after the concert."
In short, the ex Mrs Justin Bieber was a die hard fan. It must have been hard to keep secrets from her.
As for the Bieber estate it will fund the J Bieber Foundation which provides Jah globally.
When asked about the Bieb dying a certain British rocker quipped, "He died before the last rolling stone, but his foundation will get the world stoned."
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